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Nothing Ever Happens (Polymarket bot)

Small open-source Python bot that buys “No” on standalone non-sports Polymarket markets. Its README says it is for entertainment only.

Report card · rules v1.0Clear record

No serious incident, regulator action or shutdown found in the sources we checked. Not an endorsement.

No incident, regulator action, shutdown or unverified claim matched our rules as of Oct 15, 2026.

Your money: Self-hosted: you run the software and your keys stay on your machine.

Rule-based, not an opinion or a rating of performance. How report cards work. Payouts never change a report card. Not investment advice.

Fact sheet

Pricing
Free (public domain).Source: github.com/sterlingcrispin/nothing-ever-happens
Markets / exchanges
PolymarketSource: github.com/sterlingcrispin/nothing-ever-happens
How it touches your money
Self-hosted; your wallet key
Code / license
CC0-1.0Source: github.com/sterlingcrispin/nothing-ever-happens
Official site
github.com
Last checked
Oct 15, 2026

Incidents & red flags

No security incidents, enforcement actions or shutdowns found in public sources as of Oct 15, 2026. That is not an endorsement.

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  1. Type the official address yourself (github.com). Don’t follow links from DMs, WhatsApp or Telegram groups. You can check a website for look-alike domains.
  2. If it uses exchange API keys, turn off withdrawal permission and restrict the key to the bot’s IP addresses if your exchange allows it.
  3. Start with an amount you can afford to lose and check the fees above against your trade size.
  4. Be suspicious of guaranteed or daily returns. They recur throughout the cases on our watchlist.